Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Release Day Launch + Book Review | Monster Prick by Kendall Ryan (@KendallRyan1)


Monster Prick
Genre: Romantic comedy
 (spin off from Screwed, but stand's alone as well as it features a new couple)
Release Date: 11/17



Over my dead body.

That's what I told Gracie when she informed me of her plan to pick some random guy she met online to get rid of her pesky virginity.

If anyone is touching her, it's going to be me.

I shouldn't even be considering it, but I can't get it out of my head: her, under me, begging me.

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Arrogant. Cocky. Prick.

Those are the words I’d use to describe my older brother’s dangerously handsome best friend.

When he learned of my plan to kick off my white cotton briefs, ditching my good girl persona once and for all by losing my virginity to the first eligible bachelor I could find, he flipped out. Said over his dead body.

He says if anyone’s going to do it, it’s going to be him.

I hate that I’m even considering his offer.

But I am … I sooo am.

Ever since he suggested it, all I can think about is his cocky smile on those full lips as he’s driving in to me.

But if we cross that line … will I ever be able to go back?

MONSTER PRICK, a sexy romantic comedy, is a spin off novella from SCREWED, but can be read as a standalone, as it features a new couple.

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Purchase Links:
❈ Amazon Kindle ➙ http://amzn.to/1NUcSC3
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❈ iTunes ➙ http://apple.co/1Pui7cR



Gracie, Hayden’s younger sister, has always had a crush on Hayden’s best friend, Hudson. He had always treated her differently and a little special, but as they got older, things change. The attention became lesser and lesser until they grew apart. Grace thought it was because he was getting busy with life and the women in his life.

What she didn’t know that he was fighting his attraction for his best friend’s little sister. She was totally off limits to him, there was no way he was going to ruin their bro code.

But when Gracie decided to lose her virginity by finding a random guy on some dating site, he finally found his guts to step up and offered himself instead. He tells himself it was for her, it was temporary, it wouldn’t be forever, he’d just teach her a couple of stuffs and let her go. He thought it would be the case, but once they started doing it, he realized he was in for the ride of his life, and he wasn’t sure if he can stop it.

They were so fun and hot together. The chemistry was ever present, plus the fact that I think the excitement was from the fact that what they have hare just stolen moments, and each night should top the previous (which it did).

This is one of those books you can finish in less than an hour or so.  There was no chance of putting this down because it was definitely a short, fast-paced, steamy, sweet, and forbidden romance novel that will put your sheets and kindle on fire. Hawt!


Rating: 
Characters - 4
Plot - 3.5
Steam - 4.5
Cover - 4.5
Romance - 4
Pacing - 4
Overall: 4.08


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EXCERPT

Hudson

“What if I could help you?”

I have no idea what the hell I was thinking. The words just leaped out of my mouth. Listening to Gracie talk about kicking off her granny panties and popping her cherry with some random Internet dick...I guess it drove me temporarily insane.

But there's no taking back the idea now. Gracie sucks in her breath, blinking wide-eyed. “What do you mean?” she asks.

What do I mean? Here I am, sitting next to the world's most beautiful girl—drowning in her eyes, her scent, the gentle puff of her breath on my mouth that begs me to close the distance. I know what I want, but I also know what will happen if I take it. My best friend will rip off my balls and feed them to me. And I'll probably deserve every second.

But sweet Jesus, I'm pretty sure Gracie wants this, too, and that's enough to blow my better judgment to pieces. All I care about right now is making her feel better. In as many ways as possible. And if her slightly quickened breathing, blown pupils, and flushed cheeks are anything to go by...

As an experiment, I dart out the tip of my tongue to wet my lips. Her darkened eyes drop like a magnet yanked them. Yeah, bingo. Having a little black book as thick as the dictionary has its advantages. I know damn well how to tell when a woman wants me.






A New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of more than 18 titles, Kendall Ryan has sold more than a million ebooks and her books have been translated into several languages in countries around the world. She's a traditionally published author with Simon & Schuster and Harper Collins UK, as well as enjoying success as an independently published author. Since she first began self-publishing in 2012, she's appeared at #1 on Barnes & Noble and iBooks charts around the world. Her books have also appeared on the New York Times and USA Today bestseller list 23 times.


Visit her at: www.kendallryanbooks.com for the latest book news, and fun extras.





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